Best family movie quotes of 1985

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Back to the Future picture

Marty McFly: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

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The Black Cauldron picture

The Horned King: I presume, my boy, you are the keeper of this oracular pig.

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Santa Claus picture

Anya: [reading letter.] "I am sure he hurts the poor little kitten and when I cry, he just laughs at me. Yours sincerely, Miss Sarah Foster." You were quite right to bring this to our attention, Dooley. That little boy must not get a present.
Santa Claus: No present for him? Every child should get a present.
Anya: It's time to change the rules.
Santa Claus: You'll have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
Anya: Isn't that as it should be?
Santa Claus: Alright. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
Dooley: Yes, sir.
Santa Claus: And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.

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The Goonies picture

Mikey: I swear on my life. They got...an it. A giant it. They got it chained to the wall and when it came into the light it was all gross and distorted and the parts were all mixed around.
Brand: Like your brain right, lame-o? Say good-bye to your little pals.

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Anne of Green Gables picture

Anne Shirley: Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it.

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure picture

Pee-wee: I'm here to see Francis.
Butler: Francis is busy.
Pee-wee: Busy doing what?
Butler: He's having his bath.
Pee-wee: Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?

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The Care Bears Movie picture

Brave Heart Lion: A world without caring? This doesn't look like the Earth you talked about.
Tender Heart Bear: We've got stop it before it gets worse.
Gentle Heart Lamb: I don't think this place could get any worse.

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The Journey of Natty Gann picture

Harry: You're a real woman of the world, kid.

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Follow That Bird picture

Gordon: OK. Let's...follow that bird.

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Return to Oz picture

Mombi III: Not beautiful you understand, but you have a certain prettiness, different from my other heads. I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.
Dorothy: I believe you will NOT!

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D.A.R.Y.L. picture

General Graycliffe: A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your hundred million dollars of hardware useless.

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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor picture

Wicket: Star Cruiser Crash Crash.

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