Best family movie quotes of 2000

The Grinch: Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

Sebastian: That's it. I'm booking meself on a cruise.

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... Llama!
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

Meowth: It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.

Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia?
Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.
Pete: Really? From who?
Maddie: Oh, some dead guy.
Pete: Some dead guy?

Cortes: My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig.
Miguel: Alright! Cuba.

Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
Dil Pickles: Binky.
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?
Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.

Fred Flintstone: Hey, was that an insult?
Gazoo: Well, if the shoe fits.
Barney Rubble: What's a shoe?
Gazoo: Than I guess it was an insult.

Cruella de Vil: Just a teensy, weensy heckle? You know - murderer.

Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.

Frederick Sackville-Bagg: I don't wear the costume of a Shakespearian aristocrat - I am an aristocrat.

Neera: You like kids, I see.
Aladar: Well, the skinny ones are a bit chewy.

Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.

Narrator: At that moment, Karen and Rocky's only hope in the whole world, was Bullwinkle J. Moose... In other words, they didn't have a prayer.

Rusty Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on.

Jim Grover: It's quints.

Beret Girl: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.

Jack Morris: You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
Ellen Morris: Sure.
Jack Morris: His son came back from Europe today.
Ellen Morris: Wonderful.
Jack Morris: In a box.