Best family movie quotes of 2005

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka! I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

Susan Pevensie: Lucy thinks she's found a magical land...
Professor Kirke: Hmmm.
Susan Pevensie: In the upstairs wardrobe.
Professor Kirke: What? What did you say?
Peter Pevensie: Our sister... She thinks she's found a wood...
Professor Kirke: What was it like?
Susan Pevensie: Like talking to a lunatic...
Professor Kirke: No, no, not her, the wood!
Susan Pevensie: You don't mean you believe her?
Professor Kirke: And you don't?

Sharkboy: Usually, if you snooze, you lose. With Max, you snooze, you win.

Private: Skipper, should we tell them the ship is out of gas?
Skipper: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the bunvac.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...toupee, please.
Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupee, you idiot. My hair is in your machine.
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare I think you'll find is a much larger mammal.

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

Mike Ditka: Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

Buck Cluck: You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

Great Aunt Adelaide: Incest.

Stitch: Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy.

Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.

Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

Shane Wolfe: Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent.

Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.

Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.