Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom."
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
Louis Drax: Pascal made the mistake that all men make. He thought that because Mommy is so beautiful, then she must be good.
Sara: You're not real! You're not real! You're not real.
Paul: A man can only take so much.
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Meacham: There's magic in the woods, if you know where to look for it.
Stephanie Taylor: We never talk about him, we never talk about how he affects all of us... it's getting creepier and creepier.
Stephanie Taylor: Will you tell Michael to stay out of my room... he keeps leaving dirty hand prints everywhere.
John F. Kennedy: I'm perfectly fine.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Guessing you Kennedys don't do a lot of deer hunting.
John F. Kennedy: Well, when Kennedys fire weapons, it's usually at Nazis.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Lot of Nazis in Hyannis Port?
Marianne Beausejour: I love you with all my heart.
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."