Finnegan: Have you noticed whenever we're around baseball all we talk about is pussy. Now, we're actually around a few potentially interesting young women, all you talk about is baseball. It's a little fucked up.
Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom."
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
Yousef: You like Chicago?
Alan: Not in the winter.
Yousef: No, the band.
Bek: It's fine. I'll do it.
Thoth: I thought you were a stray baboon.
Bek: I told you I'd be the one to face the Sphinx.
Thoth: Your chance of failure is overwhelming.
Bek: I'm sure. But before it kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.
Thoth: This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am? Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.
Paula Santilli: Do us all a favor, 'ro, and kill yourself.
Sara: You're not real! You're not real! You're not real.
Elvis: No, that's cool man. Buzz sent me one too.
Walter Wesley: That's the thing about atheism. It doesn't take away the pain... just takes away the hope.
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Frank Roennfeldt: You only have to forgive once. To resent, you have to do it all day, every day, all the time. You have to keep remembering the bad things. It's too much work.
Baron De Gondoriz: Peace means only that nothing will change.
Lisa Arlington: Okay, so the Blair Witch. Who is she really?
Talia: Elly Kedward. That's what most people say. She was accused of witchcraft after some of the children in town said that she'd taken blood from them. There wasn't much of a trial system back then. Townspeople took her out to these woods, tied her to a tree and left her to die of exposure.
Anduin Lothar: Some see death as having some greater purpose, but when it is one of your own, it is hard to grasp anything good comes from it.
Marianne Beausejour: I love you with all my heart.
Meacham: There's magic in the woods, if you know where to look for it.
Bono: Some people build fences to keep people out, and other people build fences to keep people in.
Robert Langdon: The greatest sins in human history have been committed in the name of love. No one will look on this act and call it love.
Sienna Brooks: They'll be alive. What does it matter what they say about us?