Bob Stone: You're like a black Will Smith.
Joe Dixon: There are a whole bunch of Negros coming this way. And we're looking like a big ol' bucket of fried chicken.
Sheriff: Who the hell are you?
Jack Reacher: The guy you didn't count on.
Lady Hideko: You can even curse at me or steal things from me. But please don't lie to me. Understand?
Howard: Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.
William: We are honored, to be honored.
Tovar: Is that the best you've got?
Sam Larson: If I go in there, I'm am gonna get murdered in the face.
Ringo Starr: He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now.
Bruce Wayne: All these years, and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am.
Alfred: Are you sure of that?
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean?
Alfred: I mean... Don't underestimate him.
Arthur Bishop: Tell your principal it never pays to fuck with the dead.
Ambrose Hilliard: You and me given opportunities only because young men are gone. But to turn or back on those opportunities, wouldn't that be giving death dominion over life?
Larry Snyder: You can run. And boy, can you jump. What I want to know is - can you win?
Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.
Bobby: Life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Rachel Joy Scott: I want to be a light, but it feels so dark.
The Beast: You are different from the rest. Your heart is pure! Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved. Rejoice.