Master Durand: Coconut.
James Bowen: I'm ready. I've got Bob. He'll look after me.
Kimmel: Proof is not the key thing. It's doubt.
Ra: Egypt has always been a paradise. But now, there is chaos. God of the air, you must protect the mortals.
Horus: I don't know if I'm strong enough.
Ra: Then become stronger.
James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.
The Voice: In two minutes we want thirty of you dead. If thirty of you are not dead, we will end sixty of your lives ourselves. Five, four, three, two, one. Begin.
Sara: Dead? Is that what you told everyone? You poor heartbroken widower. That story must have wet the eyes of many young lasses. Maybe more than their eyes.
Louis Drax: Pascal made the mistake that all men make. He thought that because Mommy is so beautiful, then she must be good.
Kaa: Are you alone out here? What are you doing so deep in the jungle? Don't you know what you are? I know what you are. I know where you came from. Poor, sweet little cub. I'll keep you clossse. Let go of your fear now... And trussst in meee.
Lee Gates: Is this a union thing?
J. Daniel Atlas: We are going out with a show people will never forget.
Paula Santilli: Do us all a favor, 'ro, and kill yourself.
Pee-wee Herman: L.A.T.T.I.H.T.B.G! Look at the time, I have to be going.
Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Grimroth: To be a hero, you don't have to do big things... just the right ones.