Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
Max Vandenburg: So... How is Rudy?
Liesel Meminger: I don't know. Rudy is a pain in the neck.
Max Vandenburg: The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like, right?
Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?
[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!
Greg: Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Andre: Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby, he's the funniest.
Greg: The best, great, great man.
Braden: I wanna smash his face.
Andre: Yeah, me too.
Greg: Yeah, I hate that guy.
Andre: Screw him.
Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.
Matt Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
Christopher Pike: Are you giving me attitude, Spock?
Spock: I'm expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously, Sir. To which are you referring?
Cypher Raige: Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice. We are all telling ourselves a story and that day mine changed.
Katniss Everdeen: Any last advice?
Haymitch Abernathy: Stay alive.
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?!
Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets, and weapons, and cool cars!
Adele: For all the discussions of body parts and hormones, they forget to mention how it feels. There's another kind of hunger. The hunger for human touch. Desire. People never tell you about how it feels. The longing.
Hugh: Yeah, we're in a different reality because the reality where I am from, my best friend didn't sleep with my wife.
Mike: Hugh, do you not understand what I'm saying? This all started tonight, and if there are a million different realities, I have slept with your wife in every one of them.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.
Lady Mansfield: You never broke the rules. You simply become powerful enough to make new ones.
Tucker: Bring it.
Odd Thomas: Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues?
Stormy Llewellyn: I'm a woman. We all have issues. It's what keeps us interesting and you men interested.
Odd Thomas: Oh, yeah. It's what keeps us crazy and die younger.
Stormy Llewellyn: Do you love me?
Odd Thomas: I love you more than life itself.
Stormy Llewellyn: See? It's working.
Mike Banning: You know what? Why don't you and I play a game of 'fuck off'. You go first.