Best movie quotes of 2013

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Jobs picture

Ed Woolard: If you want to get back what you lost, now is the time.
Steve Jobs: I never lost anything. It was stolen from me.

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Kara: There's nowhere to go, everywhere looks the fucking same.

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Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.

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Lance: Hey, Alvin. If you were in a regional beauty pageant, and you were a girl, what would your special talent be?
Alvin: Triple Jump.

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Simon: I was really good, but not good enough. And not good enough really isn't very good.

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Gally: So, where exactly are we going?
Red: About 200 miles this-a way. Down to old Mexico.
Gally: Mexico? No, I can't go to Mexico.
Red: Why not, you got tickets to the opry or something?

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Rod: I don't know much about the movie business, but I know how to read and I like your story.

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Daniel Berg: I guess everyone has secrets, scars, moments in time that shape them. Some we can get past. Some we can't.

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Cristina: You look like a good man.
Joey: So take a picture.
Cristina: Did your daughter ask for photos?
Joey: No, when she's older. This way she'll have something to remind her of me.
Cristina: You won't see her?
Joey: I don't think I'll look like this for much longer.

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Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.

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Don Jon: For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits... dat ass... the blowjob... the cowboy, the doggie, the money shot and that's it, I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything. I just fucking lose myself.

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Conductor: Two first class tickets for two first class ladies.

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Charles Dickens: A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is a profound secret and mystery to every other.
Nelly: Until that secret is given to another to look after. And then perhaps two human creatures may know each other.

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Hasnat Khan: I've struggled to see how I could marry the most famous woman in the world. But I'd be giving up the very thing that defines me.

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Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.

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Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work.

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Duncan: I wish I could stay here forever.
Owen: You're going to love the winters. They're pretty spectacular. Painting houses until it gets too cold, bar backing at some dive, talking to inanimate objects.
Duncan: I'm serious.
Owen: Yeah, so am I. There's a whole world out there for you, Duncan. Don't settle. Not yet.

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Luca: Since when do we turn away outlaws?

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