
Jay Gatsby: I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love.

Tony Stark: I've dated hotter chicks then you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy.

Caproni: Airplanes are beautiful dreams, engineers turn dreams into reality.

Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.

Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

Eve: How can you've lived for so long and still not get it? This self obsession is a waste of living. It could be spend in surviving things, appreciating nature, nurturing kindness and friendship, and dancing. You have been pretty lucky in love though, if I may say so.

Ed Warren: The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges on which we decide to follow.

Jasmine: Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon?

R: This girl's dead. That guy's dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead.

Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!

Neha: I've only read about this stuff, okay? Craigslist casual encounters, Twilight fanfiction, hentai.
Nick Campbell: What's hentai?
Neha: Japanese comic books where the women get penetrated by octopus tentacles.

Joker: You like sharks, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!

Sydney Prosser: You're nothing to me, until you're everything.