Jay Gatsby: I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love.
Tony Stark: I've dated hotter chicks then you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Caproni: Airplanes are beautiful dreams, engineers turn dreams into reality.
Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy.
Eve: How can you've lived for so long and still not get it? This self obsession is a waste of living. It could be spend in surviving things, appreciating nature, nurturing kindness and friendship, and dancing. You have been pretty lucky in love though, if I may say so.
Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.
Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Donât get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and heâs got a hook hand.
Sydney Prosser: You're nothing to me, until you're everything.
Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
Max Vandenburg: So... How is Rudy?
Liesel Meminger: I don't know. Rudy is a pain in the neck.
Max Vandenburg: The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like, right?
Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?
[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!
Nick Campbell: For whatever it's worth, your imagination is so wild, reality's gonna be a breeze, if not a letdown.
Ed Warren: The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges on which we decide to follow.
Jasmine: Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon?
Nora: You miss him...like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?