Jay Gatsby: I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love.
Tony Stark: I've dated hotter chicks then you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Logan: Go fuck yourself, pretty boy.
Caproni: Airplanes are beautiful dreams, engineers turn dreams into reality.
Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Eve: How can you've lived for so long and still not get it? This self obsession is a waste of living. It could be spend in surviving things, appreciating nature, nurturing kindness and friendship, and dancing. You have been pretty lucky in love though, if I may say so.
Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.
Ed Warren: The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges on which we decide to follow.
Jasmine: Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon?
R: This girl's dead. That guy's dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead.
Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!
Neha: I've only read about this stuff, okay? Craigslist casual encounters, Twilight fanfiction, hentai.
Nick Campbell: What's hentai?
Neha: Japanese comic books where the women get penetrated by octopus tentacles.
Joker: You like sharks, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!
Henchman: What are you trying to do, blow up the whole mountain!?
Butch: Trust me... these two have a hard time staying dead.
Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Donât get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and heâs got a hook hand.
Sydney Prosser: You're nothing to me, until you're everything.