Steve Jobs: Welcome to Apple Computer.
Rod Holt: Okay, show me this revolutionary piece o' shit.
Dennis Spencer: Starred Up means you're leader.
Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.
Paddy: If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat.
Seligman: Love is blind.
Joe: No, no, no. It's worse. Love distort things. Or even worse, love is something you never asked for. The erotic was something that I ask for or even demanded of men. But this idiotic love... I felt humiliated by it. And all the dishonesty that follows.
Joe: The erotic is about saying yes. Love appeals to lowest instincts, wrapped up in lies. How do you say yes when you mean no? And vice-versa. I'm ashamed of what I became. But it was beyond my control.
Jim: I'm afraid if I come with you, something bad is going to happen.
Sophie: But if you don't, something will.
Langston: What kind of parents are you?
Reverend Cornell Cobbs: The broken hearted kind.
Carol: I just want to give you my card. I'm not a vocal coach anymore, but I would make an exception for you because you sound like a squeaky toy. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.
Gerri Dandridge: Let's see how evil you really are.
Don Jon: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.
John F. Kennedy: There are men dying on those beaches, right now. I'm suppose to be the most powerful man in the world and I... I'm impotent. Well, I'll tell you what, this is the last time anyone's gonna make a decision like that for me.
Patchi: That's right, Tiny Arms.
Alex: Seriously, what's up with those little, baby hands? I mean, look at him he's so cute! I'm sorry, seriously, I mean, what's up with that?
Sophina: What happened?
Jason: They fucking shot him! They shot him in the fucking back for no reason, man.
Chaney: I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people.
Daniel Barrett: How do you know all these?
Edwin Pollard: You are not alone in this.
Rodney Baze Jr.: Working for a living? I gave my life for this country and what's it done for me? Huh? What's it done for me?