Father Williams: Tic tac toe in yo' face.
Langston: What kind of parents are you?
Reverend Cornell Cobbs: The broken hearted kind.
Judge Klark: Oh my God, it's the slutty Oompa Loompas.
Aimee: I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing.
Dee Dee Ramone: Hilly! Sire Records. This is the contract.
Hilly Kristal: Congratulations.
Joey Ramone: You pissed?
Johnny Ramone: I'd be fucking pissed.
Dee Dee Ramone: You're always fucking pissed.
Hilly Kristal: Are you kidding me? I'm proud of you guys.
Joey Ramone: Can't believe we got signed. We suck.
Gerri Dandridge: Hey kids, did Charley tell you everything he saw in my apartment last night?
Ray Owens: I saw enough blood and death... I know what's coming.
Russell Baze: You got a problem with me?
Harlan DeGroat: I got a problem with everybody.
Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.
Simon: I was really good, but not good enough. And not good enough really isn't very good.
Jim: I'm afraid if I come with you, something bad is going to happen.
Sophie: But if you don't, something will.
Dr. Dreyfuss: There is no rational explanation that supports this theory. But it is only the ability to embrace the different reality, that makes science expand beyond the limits of what we know. However, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proofs.
Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves.
Daniel Berg: I guess everyone has secrets, scars, moments in time that shape them. Some we can get past. Some we can't.
Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.
Izzy: Lie to us, we'll lie to you, spy on us, we'll spy on you, poison us, we'll poison you.