Best comedy movie quotes of 2010

Rita O'Grady: Look I know you're not mentioning it because you're being polite and everything, but that day when we met in the corridor, well I was really upset, and I never really use that type of language.
Lisa Hopkins: Don't you?
Rita O'Grady: No.
Lisa Hopkins: Well I called Mr Clark a complete cock.

Ian: You know about fashion?
Bob Ho: No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian: What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.

Annie: I'm so sick of optimism, it's fucking exhausting.

Dieter Von Cunth: Weak.

Craig: Do you like music?
Noelle: Do you like breathing?

Max: Are you kidding me? This is your plan? An old cartoon in a pissoir?
Henry Torne: It's a start.
Max: No, this is 80 years ago. Wait. I tell you what we do. We do it the old-fashioned way.
Max: We go in with guns.
Henry Torne: No guns.
Max: Why?
Henry Torne: Someone could get hurt.
Max: That's very sweet of you, Henry.

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!

Nanny McPhee: Leave it to me.

Dave Stutler: I'm afraid of flying on planes!
Balthazar Blake: Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.

Wally Mars: Do you want to tell me about your new school?
Sebastian: Why?
Wally Mars: Because you're a kid and there's nothing else to talk about.

Mr. Washington: Read him a bedtime story.

Miranda Hobbes: Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.

Doctor Monro: And your new students, are they enjoying your lectures?
Doctor Robert Knox: Er, not as much as I understand they're enjoying your wife, sir.

Mitchie Torres: This is me, trying to save something that I care about.
Shane Gray: So am I.
Mitchie Torres: Really? And how's that working out for you?

Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Yogi Bear: What the heck was that?
Boo Boo: I have problems with potato salad.

Paul: Just making an ob... observation.
Nic: Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass.