Best comedy movie quotes of 2010

Parrot: I love you, Mr Maynard.
Victor Maynard: What the fuck?

Bam Margera: Get in the Lambo, shitbird.

Ben Smith: I like you. I haven't liked anyone... like this in a long time.
Mona Gray: How long were you engaged?
Ben Smith: Seven months.
Mona Gray: Which months?
Ben Smith: December to July. Why?
Mona Gray: That's 212 days. Unless it was a leap year.

Jack Abramoff: Washington is like Hollywood, but with uglier faces.

Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil laughs.]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!