Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Aquamarine: You scared the salt out of me.
Aquamarine: Wow Raymond, you're really good. Bye.
Aquamarine: Starfish may be huge suck ups. But they never lie.
Aquamarine: Bullshark.
Aquamarine: Following you around is fun.
Aquamarine: I'm never gonna see him again, and he doesn't care.
Hailey: When you find love, I guess it's really beautiful. I mean, that's what I've read in magazines.
Aquamarine: Her dad makes the weather?
Claire: No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine: And she's a princess?
Hailey: No, just a royal bitch.
Claire: Hail, did you order a SAND-witch?
Hailey: And I know there's a reason why everybody wants it so much.
Aquamarine: And what's that?
Hailey: It's the closest thing we have to magic.
Hailey: Who ordered "broom" service?
Marjorie: You're never going to get a tan wearing all of those clothes.
Hailey: Or Skin Cancer.
Patty: Please, we don't even smoke.
Answer: The media circus that would surround the discovery of a real life mermaid would threaten the girl's goal of trying to get Aquamarine and Raymond to fall in love. It's exactly what Cecilia tries to do when she discovers Aquamarine's secret.
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