Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Big Momma: What do we want Mrs. Fuller?
Leah Fuller: Umm... more butt?
Carrie Fuller: Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy.
Leah Fuller: If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.
Malcolm: Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.
Big Momma: Boy, you must be stuck on stupid.
Stewart: What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard.