Sara: Is it because you just don't understand the vagina? I'd be happy to draw you a chart.
Holly Hamilton: I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in.
Museum Person: Good God.
Loki: And don't you forget it.
Jim: You have a girlfriend, Evil?
Evil: Nah. I use hookers. It's cheaper.
Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.
Dr. Perry Lyman: I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself in all my human disorder. You might wanna do the same.
Casey Carlyle: What's wrong with wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful for once in my life?
Daltry Calhoun: Get high on grass! The legal kind.
Isabelle Sorenson: You can kiss my self esteem butt, Donald Duck. Why tell your life story, and tell only the good parts?
Donald Morton: It's Donald Morton.
Isabelle Sorenson: You're missing my point.
Donald Morton: No I'm not! I just - never know what to say.
Steve Coogan: Womb with a view.
Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. You can't wait for it to just to get you up on your feet.
Albert Brooks: Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.
Pete Van Heuten: Yo-ho-ho, mofo.
Romy White: Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?
Mac McKing: If they were boys, we could beat 'em up.
David Durango: Well they ain't and we can't.
H: Do penguins have knees?
Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less.
Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.
Sasha: It's all right! They're the brothers Grimm! People talk about them in Marsburg! They're famous!
Will: Right you are son! The famous brothers Grimm. Look at this strapping young man.
Gregor: "He" is my daughter.
Will: And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man.
Santa Claus: Christmas is over when I say it's over.