Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me.

Preacher: Let us pray... for this mouse.

Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.

Gracie Hart: People may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people.

André: It's difficult to love yourself, when nobody shows you how.

Odin: Now, find that mask, before I open up a can of lightning on you.

June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.

Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.

Dylan: Chill out guys, I've got something stashed that just might help.
Brian: Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreational activities.

Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.

Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.

Sara: Is it because you just don't understand the vagina? I'd be happy to draw you a chart.

Steve Coogan: Womb with a view.

Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?

Luce: You can put an end to this.
Rachel: How?
Luce: Tell me to go. Tell me that's what you want, and I will walk away and you will never see me again.
Rachel: Is that what you want?
Luce: I want you..
Rachel: Luce.
Luce: I know.
Rachel: I can't.
Luce: I know.

Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.

Romy White: Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?

Uncle Ben: He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side.

Nicholas Yuleson: Great. He'll never find us now.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: Shut your hole and help me through this window.

Isabelle Sorenson: You can kiss my self esteem butt, Donald Duck. Why tell your life story, and tell only the good parts?
Donald Morton: It's Donald Morton.
Isabelle Sorenson: You're missing my point.
Donald Morton: No I'm not! I just - never know what to say.