Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

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June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.

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Harry Beardsley: Admiral, this is our twelfth move in my lifetime.
Frank Beardsley: I admire your record keeping Harry. First grade shifts log.

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Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.

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Pete Van Heuten: Yo-ho-ho, mofo.

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Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?
Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.

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Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. You can't wait for it to just to get you up on your feet.

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Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less.

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Sasha: It's all right! They're the brothers Grimm! People talk about them in Marsburg! They're famous!
Will: Right you are son! The famous brothers Grimm. Look at this strapping young man.
Gregor: "He" is my daughter.
Will: And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man.

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Jimmy: Howdy neighbor. Just wanted to say, you know... welcome to the building. And uh, if you ever need any weed or anything, just come knock on my door.
Ranger Holt: Yeah. Thanks Jimmy, you'll definitely be hearing from us.
Jimmy: Cool.

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