Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

Nick Persons: Oh Damn! Boy Didn't you hear what I just said?
Lindsey Kingston: Ooh, you just swore.
Nick Persons: Your damn right I swore, that's about $400 dollars worth of damage to my new car.
Lindsey Kingston: That's twice! Now you have to put two dollars in the swear jar.

Ron: So, what's the plan?
Kim: Ron, I... I got nothing.
Ron: That's my line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk.
Kim: Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.
Ron: All right, KP, this pity fiesta is over! Drakken has not won, he played you! Now it's payback time.

Jimmy: Howdy neighbor. Just wanted to say, you know... welcome to the building. And uh, if you ever need any weed or anything, just come knock on my door.
Ranger Holt: Yeah. Thanks Jimmy, you'll definitely be hearing from us.
Jimmy: Cool.

Romy White: Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?

Coach: Oh dear.
Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?
Bozo: They're humping.
Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
Hot Wheels: Monster sex.

Tracy Stokes: I think I just swallowed Nemo.

Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.

Tim Avery: Who are you?
Loki: I'm Loki, God of Mischief.
Tim Avery: And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?
Loki: Your son was born of the mask, my mask. Where is it?
Tim Avery: Born of the... Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that.

Natasha Goberman: A girl who sits in 2 chairs falls down easily.
Katelin Kingsford: What are you talking about? I'm standing.

Otis: For half a dozen guys unloading on you so you look like a melted candle today we will gladly pay you on Tuesday. I don't know who's gonna go for that one.

Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.