Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less.
Claire Colburn: Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we'll see ya'll next year.
Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'.
Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.
Tracy Stokes: I think I just swallowed Nemo.
Pete Van Heuten: My friend here is a mobster. You may know that. You may not.
Marienne Hotchkiss: Dance is a very powerful drug Mr. Keane. If embraced judiciously, it can exorcise demons, access deep seated emotions and color your life in joyous shades of brilliant magenta that you never knew existed. But, one must shoulder its challenges with intrepid countenance if one is ever to reap its rewards.
Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?
Michael Beardsley: Does not complaining about the move from San Diego count as my good dead for today?
Frank Beardsley: I'd sign off on that.
Rose Feller: Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein: No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.
Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.