Narrator: When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, 'Yeah. I pick you.'.
Mamie: Nothing says "I love you" like blackmail.
Jude: What's the matter? Boy trouble?
Otis: Fuck you, Jude.
Jude: Nothing comes off the money you're gonna get 30 years from now when your dad dies from too much sex. You don't have to call me mom - all the time.