Blake Gardner: Thou movie, which art on screen, hallowed be they name. The time has come. Thou will be shown in theaters as well as home. Give us this day our daily film and forgive our bad choices, as we forgive those whose movies were so bad to choose. And lead us not into television, but deliver us from that evil, for movies are the picture and the sound, and the greatest thing in the whole wide world, forever and ever. Movies Rule.
Sid: An honest voice is louder then a crowd's.
Twitty: Okay, I'll tell you guys again: I've never met the Stevens family, okay? My name is Lawrence Honeytoast, I'm a marine biologist, and I'm here on top-secret government business.
Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.
Halley: I imagine star wars figurines must be expensive.
Macon: I don't have Star Wars figurines... well, not many. But I don't play with them... much.
Rémy: I wish that one day you will have a son like you.
Carol: Have you ever been involved with a little person sexually?
Steven Bedalia: No, just kid's stuff, you know? Y'know, all the kids would come over, we'd sit in a circle, play doctor and that kind of thing. Couldn't have been more than ten or twelve, so that doesn't really count.
Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would have loved to see that.
Steven Bedalia: You would like to see that.
Carol: Yes, I would.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Zero: No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?
Desi Arnaz: I work hard, I play hard, I drink hard and I love hard.
Alexander Kerner: The future lay in our hands. Uncertain, but promising.
Iggy: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
David Dobel: You think quantum physics has the answer? I mean, you know, what purpose does it serve for me that time and space are exactly the same thing? I mean I ask a guy what time it is, he tells me 6 miles? What the hell is that?
Sigmund Jähn: Socialism doesn't mean live behind a Wall. Socialism means reach the others and live with the others.
Toby Radloff: You might want to try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.
Howard Phillips: God damn you.
Herbert West: Religion has nothing to do with this.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Evelyn: I think everyone should see themselves doing it and their friends should see it too.