Best comedy movie quotes of 1999

Dr. Lester: I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Narrator: Males of the pack sense the progression of the mating dance as well.
The Male's Friend: Fucked her?
The Male: Fucked her.
The Male's Friend: Cool.

Cynthia: We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke.

Robert K. Bowfinger: She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas.

Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.

Archie Gates: Sit down. What do you see here?
Chief Elgin: Bunkers, sir.
Archie Gates: What's in them?
Troy Barlow: Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
Archie Gates: Bullshit. I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
Conrad Vig: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?
Archie Gates: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.

Colleen Douglas: Stop with the friggin' Marco Polo or I'll come over there and rip your fat little heads off.

Stephie: You just stay the fuck away from B.

Stevie: You didn't miss... You hit everything.

Adam: Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?

Princess Bunhead: You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad - good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.

Nurse Rennert: This is Hollywood. People here believe anything.