Best movie quotes of 1998

Dr. Smith: Never trust anyone, especially me.

General Copperfield: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with: Biological, chemical, or other.
Sheriff Bryce Hammond: ...Well, I'm leaning towards "other."

Dock Newton: You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.
Jess Newton: Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?

Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.

Lucien Galgani: You will never see him again. If you try running once more, you're dead.

Lady: I hope Satan himself burns the flesh from your miserable bones.
Hunt: Good God, Lady.

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

Martha: I've heard you British guys are all gentleman. You are British aren't you?
Daniel: English actually.

Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.

Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile.
Natalya: It's "Embassy," imbecile.

Captain Howdy: We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

Sir August de Wynter: Weather is no longer in God's hands but in mine.

Thomas Builds-the-Fire: Your father saved my life.
Victor Joseph: Thomas you don't even know my father. Did you know that my father was the one that set your parent's house on fire? Did you know that my father beat my mother? Did you know that my father beat me too?
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: All I know is that when your father left your mother lost you too.
Victor Joseph: Thomas I wish that fire had killed you.
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: Victor look OUT.

Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.

Trillian St. James: What the hell are these things?
Finnegan: Real unfriendly.

Steven: How's that for wet work?

Mr. Littlejeans: Best play ever, man.

Tiffany: Oh, my God. I'm crying. I wonder if all the plumbing works.
Chucky: Well, I don't know about you but I'm starting to feel a bit like Pinocchio here. And I am anatomically correct.

Mrs. Jenkins: Oh! I'll put on lots and lots of tea.

Morgan's hitman: You've got two choices. Give us the disk and jump off.
Morgan's Hitman: Or number two, we take the disk and throw you off.
Who Am I?: I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off.