Best movie quotes of 1998

Mewtwo: Human and Pokemon can NEVER be friends.

Bailey: Oh, fuck.

Allen: Are you wet? Is your pussy all wet?

Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.

Tommy B. Jordan: Look, it's my ass if you take that.
Art Jeffries: Then don't tell anyone.

Milton Arbogast: Oh, someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.

Jade: Bite me.

Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.

Elvis: Sometimes you have to give what you have the dearest to find peace.

Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.

Allie: Well, look at that. The clock man is sexually harassing the clock lady. How typical.
Eddie: Uh, don't witness it. You might have to testify.
Allie: Wow, Eddie. That was actually clever.

Jan Schlichtmann: So what are you saying? You want to get out now and cut our losses, you want to get out now and throw away...? What was it?
James Gordon: 1.4 million dollars.
Jan Schlichtmann: Well, I don't know what to tell you because there's things I need to prove and I can't do that not spending money.
James Gordon: We have to go see uncle Pete.

General Copperfield: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with: Biological, chemical, or other.
Sheriff Bryce Hammond: ...Well, I'm leaning towards "other."

François Pignon: Do you sleep with all your editors?
Pierre Brochant: None of your damn business.

Pepper Gianini: All right all right! But we didn't actually sleep.

Michael: This family is kaput.

Lucky: What's he doing with that?
Dr. John Dolittle: You don't want to know.
Lucky: Just don't let him stick that thing up my... hello.

Martha: I've heard you British guys are all gentleman. You are British aren't you?
Daniel: English actually.

Sid: I'm no role model. I'm a junkie and a thief.

Marion: Without hope there's no point to anything.