
Mesh-Head: If I were you, I would run.
Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?

Kate Gulden: Thank you for the world so sweet.Thank you for the food we eat.Thank you for the birds that sing.Thank you, God, for everything.

Isadora: If you ever miss me, take a look at our little portrait. I say this because I fear that you'll forget me as well. I miss my father. I miss everything. Dora.

Brian Slade: I should think that if people were to get the wrong impression of me, the one to which you so eloquently referred, it wouldn't be the wrong impression in the slightest.

Henry Cavendish: I stink. I shall bathe in scent for you.
Mary Blackchurch: Don't do it for me. Do it for yourself.

Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.

Narrator: Do you know where you are?
Mohammed Ali Jinnah: I believe I have some idea.

Bill Bowerman: Running, one might say, is basically an absurd past-time upon which to be exhausting ourselves. But if you can find meaning, in the kind of running you have to do to stay on this team, chances are you will be able to find meaning in another absurd past-time: Life.

Ryan Harrison: Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.

Trillian St. James: What the hell are these things?
Finnegan: Real unfriendly.

Gwen Cromwell Piper: You are not a witch.
Marnie Cromwell: Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.