Best movie quotes of 1998

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Dr. Dolittle picture

Dr. Fish: I have to interpret why the dog is whining. He can't tell me.
Lucky: What's to tell? There's a thermometer! It's in my butt.

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The Last Days of Disco picture

Charlotte Pingress: You're not fit to lick the boots of my real gay friends.
Des McGrath: Well, I don't want to lick the boots of your real gay friends.

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Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World picture

Mrs. Jenkins: Oh! I'll put on lots and lots of tea.

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Can't Hardly Wait picture

Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.

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The Newton Boys picture

Dock Newton: You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.
Jess Newton: Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?

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A Perfect Murder picture

Steven: How's that for wet work?

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Elizabeth picture

Walsingham: All men need something greater than themselves to look up to and worship. They must be able to touch the divine here on earth.

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Music From Another Room picture

Karen Swan: I'm 29. Do you know how old I'm going to be next year?
Danny: 30?
Karen Swan: Don't mock me.

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One True Thing picture

Kate Gulden: Thank you for the world so sweet.Thank you for the food we eat.Thank you for the birds that sing.Thank you, God, for everything.

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Almost Heroes picture

Edwards: Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote... or bears will rise up and then bears will be in congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats.

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Devil In the Flesh picture

Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?

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Great Expectations picture

Uncle Joe: Nothing harder than being given your chance. At least, that's what I hear.

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Free Enterprise picture

Tricia: Robert.
Robert: Hello, Tricia.
Tricia: Brian, this is Robert.
Brian: Oh right. The Trekkie, right?
Robert: Fuck you both.

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The Odd Couple 2 picture

Felix Ungar: Better pull off the freeway, Oscar, I have to eat. I have a low sugar condition, I have to eat every four hours.
Oscar Madison: Why the hell didn't you eat when we were back at El Pollo Loco?
Felix Ungar: Because it wasn't time to eat yet, it was time to pee. Sheesh.

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Star Trek: Insurrection picture

William Riker: We're through running from these bastards!

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Holy Man picture

Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.

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Jane Austen's Mafia! picture

Anthony Cortino: Diane, would you excuse us?
Diane: Oh, yeah, sure. If you need me, I'll be up on the bidet.

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