Daphne Blake: What I need is a real, live ghost.
Velma Dinkley: That's an oxymoron, Daph.
Chris: No wonder you became a reporter, that monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza.
Daphne Blake: Actually Chris, every time there seemed to be a monster, it was just bad guys in masks.
Velma Dinkley: Solving mysteries was a lot more fun than selling them.