
Reggie: Did you hear something?
Michael: It's just the wind. Only the wind.

Kurt Dussander: Boy, be careful. You play with fire.

Jake Shuttlesworth: I want you to go to Big State, Son.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Aw, Man, you just like everybody else.
Jake Shuttlesworth: No I'm not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else ain't your father.

Veronica Micelli: Professor! Come here.
James Krippendorf: Oh... Tinker Bell.

Trillian St. James: What the hell are these things?
Finnegan: Real unfriendly.

Cass Lake: Cass Lake.
Ryan Harrison: No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman.

Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?

Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.

Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.