Reggie: Did you hear something?
Michael: It's just the wind. Only the wind.
Kurt Dussander: Boy, be careful. You play with fire.
Jerry Divine: Every great century that produces art is, so far, an artificial century, and the work that seems the most natural and simple of its time is always the result of the most self-conscious effort.
Steven: How's that for wet work?
Jake Shuttlesworth: I want you to go to Big State, Son.
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Aw, Man, you just like everybody else.
Jake Shuttlesworth: No I'm not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else ain't your father.
General Copperfield: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with: Biological, chemical, or other.
Sheriff Bryce Hammond: ...Well, I'm leaning towards "other."
Tom Baxter: Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here.
Veronica Micelli: Professor! Come here.
James Krippendorf: Oh... Tinker Bell.
Milton Arbogast: Oh, someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.
Alex: I want to thank you for your time, Miss Alexander. You are a lovely young woman. And if I was thirty younger, and you were a little blind in one eye, what a wonderful life we could have together.
Trillian St. James: What the hell are these things?
Finnegan: Real unfriendly.
Cass Lake: Cass Lake.
Ryan Harrison: No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman.
Bustopher Jones: When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry at the Siamese or at the Glutton.
Debbie Strand: No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?
Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.
Assistant Director Walter Skinner: Agent Mulder, you and I both know that if it looks bad, it's bad for the FBI. Blame has to be assigned somewhere.
Head Pin Pal: Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in.
Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.