E. Garner Goodman: How much do you know about the death penalty?
Adam Hall: I've read everything there is.
E. Garner Goodman: Then you know nothing.
Ernest Hemingway: You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Monfriez: Sir, if you get a hangfire on your weapon, what do you do? You wait, with your weapon pointed in a safe direction, 'cause sometimes the primer bursts, and if you open the chamber it blows up in your face. Leave this round in the chamber, sir.
Shane: I don't like seein' Dad sad, Mam, but I'd sooner see him sad than not see him at all.
Eddie Kasalivich: Doctor Sinclair and I ride together.
Principal McGee: I'm Mr. McGee. I've heard so much about you, Jack.
Jack: Hi, Mr. Magoo.
Principal McGee: McGee.
Jack: McGee.
Principal McGee: Yes.
Jack: Magoo.
John Henderson: We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.
Bodacious TV Anchor: ...this may be the first time that a serial killer has used poison cereal to kill his victims.
Willie Conway: You know how it is, the beginnings? When you first fall in love and you can't eat, you can't sleep and getting a call from her, it makes your day. It's like seeing a shooting star.
Andera: It's the best.
Willie Conway: Yeah, but, inevitably it goes away. It quiets down. So, this is my thing see, why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginning things before I, you know, settle into the big fade?
Andera: The big fade, that's a awful way to put it.
Xander Drax: Quill, would you please show Mr. Walker up to the observation deck and make him talk?
Sala: I claim the body when you're done.
Nicole: Come on, she's not a murderer. She's an ex-nun, for Christ's sake.
Voguel: I remember them. They disappeared overnight like dial phones.
Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.
Al: I'm proud of you Joe.
Joe MacGonaughgill: Why?
Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
Rev. Elton: Were I not an old married man, I should gladly do the job. But my dancing days are over.
Carol: I wish I could be gay again.
Freddie: I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener.
Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.
Perry: Mr. Koontz, I don't think you understand me. Let me clear: I'm accustomed to getting what I want. I want that bear.
Anthony: I do have one bit of advice for you though. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.
Agent Paul: You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?