Marie: You don't go to work every day. You go to a bar every day.
Raymond Hurdicure: So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog?
Julia Biggs: Your mother would always tell me, "Girl, you need to get some meat on those bones. Henry ain't got nothing to grab on to back there!"
Rev. Henry Biggs: She just wanted you to eat, that's all.
Julia Biggs: No, she probably wanted me to be as fat as her.
Rev. Henry Biggs: She wasn't that fat.
Julia Biggs: Please, if a policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up!"
Russell Kramer: When it comes time for a rest, there's no place like Cleveland.
Candy Darling: Aren't you gonna run after us?
Edna, the wheelchair-bound receptionist: That's a terrible thing to say.
Candy Darling: Honey, its a terrible world.
Ernest Hemingway: You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Mel Feynman: Richie, how old are you?
Young Richard: Six.
Mel Feynman: Well, act your age.
Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information.
Isaacman: I have giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you, and every time we come in there now, you fuck me with this bullshit circus act.
Edna Buxton: Mother, the dress doesn't fit.
Mrs. Buxton: The dress fits the occasion. It's you that doesn't fit.
John Henderson: We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.
Max Connor: I wish I had junk food from here to the sky.
Kazaam: Why not? Higher than high?
Rat: I say! Badger.
Sandra: Where are you going?
Jamie: Out with my mates.
Sandra: Jamie... you ain't got any mates.
Bessie: Dad's dying. He's been doing it for about twenty years so I don't miss anything.
Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.
Monfriez: Sir, if you get a hangfire on your weapon, what do you do? You wait, with your weapon pointed in a safe direction, 'cause sometimes the primer bursts, and if you open the chamber it blows up in your face. Leave this round in the chamber, sir.
Tally: When I asked you how long you could stay and you said, 'Long enough, ' how long is that? When we're not together.
Warren: ...Everything shuts down.
Lee Bowen: We come from a long line of hate.