Dorothy: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.
Dr. Nichols: Hey Anthony, don't try to save everybody, okay?
Cecil Parkes: No one's ever been mad enough to attempt the Rach Three.
David: Am I mad enough, professor? Am I?
Denise Waverly: Maybe I put too much of myself into my songs.
Hyena-Swine: Tell me, why you make the pain, if we are your children.
Mel Feynman: Richie, how old are you?
Young Richard: Six.
Mel Feynman: Well, act your age.
Wally's wife: Kids, where's your Father?
Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
Wally's wife: Again?
Lindy Krane: I wanna be a lawyer, just like mommy.
Dr. David Krane: I thought you wanted to be a doctor, like me.
Lindy Krane: No, lawyers make more money.
Stanley Stupid: Be on the look out for anything suspicious.
Buster Stupid: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there.
Stanley Stupid: Bull's eye.
Benjamin Trace: I came to save you, Job.
Job: In here, I am the savior.
Bodacious TV Anchor: ...this may be the first time that a serial killer has used poison cereal to kill his victims.
Dr. Alan Feinstone: I am an instrument of perfection and hygiene, the enemy of decay and corruption. A dentist. And I have a lot of work to do.
Hank: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
David Leary: I'm very sorry about this, sir, I can assure you it won't happen again. Will it Ben?
Ben: Who can predict the future?
David Leary: I can.
Mayor John Pappas: Lyndon Johnson said, "Everybody will give you ideas on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. And they all come down to this: deny your responsibility." John F. Kennedy said, "An error doesn't have to become a mistake, until you refuse to correct it."
Al: I'm proud of you Joe.
Joe MacGonaughgill: Why?
Al: You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
Mike: When science didn't have to have any specific purpose.
Julia Biggs: Your mother would always tell me, "Girl, you need to get some meat on those bones. Henry ain't got nothing to grab on to back there!"
Rev. Henry Biggs: She just wanted you to eat, that's all.
Julia Biggs: No, she probably wanted me to be as fat as her.
Rev. Henry Biggs: She wasn't that fat.
Julia Biggs: Please, if a policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up!"