Uncle Porter: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
Eddie Kasalivich: Doctor Sinclair and I ride together.
Detective Jimmy Shaker: I got to him once. I'll get him again. And when I do... I'm not gonna want money... anymore.
Roger: Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?
Teacher: All you need to say is two words... two specific words, though. What they are? 'Not. Guilty.'.
Howard W. Campbell Jr.: I guess the moral here is: you must be careful what you pretend to be because in the end you are who you're pretending to be.
Garrett Lawton: I make it a point to know a little bit about everything.
Jimmy Flaherty: Prison won't be so bad. I can became a born-again Christian. And that'll be good. Because nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch.
Cynthia Purley: But sweetheart, I can't be your mother.
Hortense Cumerbatch: Why not?
Cynthia Purley: Well... look at me.
Damien: John Bookman thought he could take this town back from us he was wrong, John Bookman tried to cross us with the Diablo's he was wrong again. Now we will burn this whole fucking block to the ground, burn it all.
Itchy: I'm so hungry, I could eat a shoe.
Cecil Parkes: The page! For God's sake, the notes.
Peter Helfgott: I'm sorry sir, I keep forgetting the notes.
Cecil Parkes: Will it be asking too much to learn them first?
Allan Hopper: How can you take this loser's word? You can't believe him.
Teddy Peppers: I'll take his word over yours. It's been my experience, more often than not, that a loser has more honor than a winner.
Lucy: Why are you crying?
Osvaldo Donati: Because I want to kiss you.
David Alden: You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate it.
Dr. Alan Feinstone: I am an instrument of perfection and hygiene, the enemy of decay and corruption. A dentist. And I have a lot of work to do.
Mike Brady: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. When the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.
Leo Tolstoy: Do not try to see God through spectacles borrowed from the church. See God through your own eyes.