Agent Paul: You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?
Tina: Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?
Agent Tony: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
Agent Tony: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.
Mr. Coplin: San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.
B&B lady: You are not B&B people.
