Dignan: How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?
Bob to Dignan and Anthony: Can I get you guys something to drink?
Dignan: Uh yeah, I'll have a Tom Collins.
Dignan: Little kids are really cute. She is a cute little kid.
Dignan: Who'd you get to do that? Did you bribe a janitor?
Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from?
Inez: Paraguay.
Anthony: I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate.
Bob: I'm paying attention.
Dignan: Goddamnit! Your not paying attention if you're messin' around with the gun.
Anthony: Why aren't you over there right now?
Dignan: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.
Anthony: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
Dignan: Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.
Dignan: I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.
Abe Henry: How's the water? How's the water?
Dignan: They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.
Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
Bob: No, that didn't offend me.
Abe Henry: Good.
Dignan: What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didn't think about that, did you. In the end it's easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.
Dignan: Everybody wants to know what's next. May I enjoy this moment?
Future Man: I don't suppose either one of you know why Bob's car is here?
Anthony: Uh... yeah, he's here.
Dignan: We'll get him. We'll get him. Man, don't worry about that, we'll get him. And when we do, we'll blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob's fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, you're gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause I'm furious at Bob.
Rocky: Tell Anthony I love him.
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
