
Ethan Burke: C'mon this isn't an ordinary town. You know that.
Nurse Pam: You are very right about that. This is no ordinary town. This is an extraordinary town.

Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.

Charlie Eppes: It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair.

Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?

Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.

Allison Dubois: How can you say that?
Joe Dubois: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it.

Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.

The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3
Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.

Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.

Maddie Hayes: Unhand me.
David Addison: I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off.

Madeline Magellan: Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek: The word is pedantry.