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Ethan Burke: C'mon this isn't an ordinary town. You know that.
Nurse Pam: You are very right about that. This is no ordinary town. This is an extraordinary town.

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Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.

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Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.

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Charlie Eppes: It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair.

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Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.

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Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.

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Allison Dubois: How can you say that?
Joe Dubois: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it.

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Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.

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Reverend Purdy: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.

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Austin: I'm going to take you on the greatest adventure of your life. You probably'll never even thank me. Let's go.

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Phil: It's like if E.T. had sex with Big Foot.

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Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.

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Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.

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Maddie Hayes: Unhand me.
David Addison: I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off.

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Madeline Magellan: Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek: The word is pedantry.

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Poison - S1-E7

Ron Carter: In light of the severity of these crimes, we ask for remand, your honor.
Ms. O'Brien: In light of the weakness of their evidence, remand is absurd.
Ron Carver: The evidence past mustard with the grand jury.
Ms. O'Brien: Oh right, was my client indicted before or after the ham sandwich?

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Care - S1-E1

James Steel: In my experience, Mr. Turner, people change their pleas for two reasons: conscience or self-preservation. Now, as conscience seems beyond you, I'm giving you one last chance to save yourself.

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Lucien LaCroix: Well I have seen stranger things in my time - men who walk through fire, children born speaking long-dead languages, and Harry Houdini had rather a nifty trick with handcuffs and a tank full of water.

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