Ethan Burke: C'mon this isn't an ordinary town. You know that.
Nurse Pam: You are very right about that. This is no ordinary town. This is an extraordinary town.
Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.
Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.
Charlie Eppes: It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair.
Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?
Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.
Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.
Allison Dubois: How can you say that?
Joe Dubois: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it.
Penhaligon: To be left at the airport, Fitz, that's one thing. But to be left by a big, fat, egocentric, middle-aged man, well, that's a different thing altogether.
Fitz: I didn't mind the big.
Reverend Purdy: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.
The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3
Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.
Austin: I'm going to take you on the greatest adventure of your life. You probably'll never even thank me. Let's go.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Maddie Hayes: Unhand me.
David Addison: I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off.
Madeline Magellan: Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek: The word is pedantry.
Ron Carter: In light of the severity of these crimes, we ask for remand, your honor.
Ms. O'Brien: In light of the weakness of their evidence, remand is absurd.
Ron Carver: The evidence past mustard with the grand jury.
Ms. O'Brien: Oh right, was my client indicted before or after the ham sandwich?
Lucien LaCroix: Well I have seen stranger things in my time - men who walk through fire, children born speaking long-dead languages, and Harry Houdini had rather a nifty trick with handcuffs and a tank full of water.