Hairdresser: Shouldn't I have a lawyer?
Brenda Leigh Johnson: You could call a lawyer... but if you do I'll tear this custody agreement into little pieces and Dean will walk away with your baby the minute it's born.
Jamie: Aren't tracer rounds illegal?
Dylan Maxwell: Another day, another dick.
Maddie Hayes: That man belongs in a pound.
Agnes DiPesto: Pound of what?
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Olivia: Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?
Pryce: More like a normal human lifespan.
Olivia: Human lifespan is over like that. Hardly worth going to the trouble of being born.
Robert T. Ironside: I... like... burned toast.
Terry McGinnis: Look, if you had any proof they were going to do something, it would be different. But I'm not going to change my plans because of a hunch.
Bruce Wayne: Batman would.
Terry McGinnis: Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.
Bruce Wayne: One night always makes the difference.
The Log Lady: My log saw something that night.
Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.
Hannah: I'm glad you're still listening. Having fun?
The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Madeline Magellan: Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek: The word is pedantry.
Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.
Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.
Artie Nelson: Y'know what the Talmud says? When someone's comin' to kill ya, get up early, kill 'em first.
Reverend Purdy: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'll have to have a word with you, please.
Jacqueline Wright: We're going to Longleat.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'm afraid the lions will have to wait.
Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?
Ethan Burke: When you kill somebody in this town, they give you his job.