Phil: It's like if E.T. had sex with Big Foot.
Miles: I'm not on the honor roll, I can't throw a football... Nim is my extracurricular, okay?
Miles: You know what your problem is? You don't have a sense of wonder.
Miles: It's more than that. He wants to sleep with me, he follows me into the shower.
Phil: Dude, we're in a locker room. Make it clear you're talking about a lizard.
Miles: Total creature, dude.