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Sherlock Holmes: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.
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Mystery of a Thousand Moons - S1-E18
Obi-Wan: Very impressive. You just destroyed seventeen defenseless battle droids without suffering a scratch.
[Another battle droid falls apart.]
Anakin: Eighteen, actually.
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Captain Jack Harkness: Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes.
Captain John Hart: Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hey, I worked my way up through the ranks.
Captain John Hart: I bet the ranks were very grateful.
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Eva: No one's ever gutted a man for me before.
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Jerry Edgar: Golf is a great sport.
Harry Bosch: Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while doing it, it's not a sport.
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Cpl. Gabe Garza: Hey. There's kids holding hands.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Oh cute. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.
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Claudius: A man should keep faith with his friends, even when they're dead.
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Jean-Luc Picard: The Federation does not get to decide if a species lives or dies!
Admiral Kirsten Clancy: Yes we do. We absolutely do. (00:23:35)
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Melinda Gordon: I don't have to love you... I choose to.
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Kim Wexler: I know $5,000 isn't as much as it use to be back in 1974, and...and we do understand how inconvenient this must be. So, as a gesture of goodwill, Mesa Verde has just increased your buy-out to $18,000.
Everett Acker: $18,000?
Kim: That's right.
Everett: Well, nobody's ever explained it to me like that before. $18,000. That's a lot of money. I bet you with that, I could buy a big old mansion and a swimming pool. Do me a favor, will you? I'm gonna spread my legs out, like this, and just to finish it off, why don't you give me a swift kick in the balls?