Ron Carter: In light of the severity of these crimes, we ask for remand, your honor.
Ms. O'Brien: In light of the weakness of their evidence, remand is absurd.
Ron Carver: The evidence past mustard with the grand jury.
Ms. O'Brien: Oh right, was my client indicted before or after the ham sandwich?
Sebastian Stark: When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it.
Hiro Nakamura: Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Alice: We need like, rules of un-attraction.
Franky Doyle: I don't eat sausage, I'm vagitarian.
Madeline Magellan: Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek: The word is pedantry.
Neville Hope: Erm... I'll have to ask Brenda.
Flick: We should be grateful. Think of the starving millions in Africa.
Joe: Name one of 'em, Flick.
Michael: If God wanted me on ice, he would have made me a vodka martini.
Dale Cooper: Harry, is that bag smiling?
Commander John Koenig: Now we're sitting on the biggest bomb man's ever made.
The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Leon Tyler: We need to cauterize the wound.
Thelma Bates: How do we do that?
Leon Tyler: Well, in star wars they used the light saber.
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
Thug: So... I'm... I think I want it in missionary? I think? Well.
Belle: Are you nervous?
Thug: Yeah.
Belle: Don't be. Spit it out your desires. Be free. I'm all yours tonight. Do me what you want.
Thug: Allright. I want to fuck you with my cock until you cum. I wanna put a dynamite to your pussy and make you explode with orgasm! I wanna fuck you from behind and eat your shit! I want you to suck my coc.
Belle: OK! I got it! Well... How about we start from the fucking me from behind?
Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?
Hannah Shoenfeld: We're The Morning Show. We can do anything.
Grayson Sinclair: Mother not around?
Matthew King: Mine? No, she's been dead twenty years mate.