Stacey: Can you make me one of those coffees?
Bella Manning: Would that be with or without arsenic?
Stacey: Oh, I don't mind as long as it's frothy.
Jack Osborne: If she's old enough to be in college then I'm Miss World.
Sam 'OB' O'Brien: Then put your bikini on, Jack, 'cause she's doing media studies.
Craig Dean: Richard Branson didn't build up his fleets by helping his mum set the video.
Frankie Dean: My Craig could sell sand to the desert.
Jack Osborne: Craig Dean, you could sell snow to the Eskimos.