Professor Q: Morning Vincent! Oh what's this? Ah, History Algebration homework! Excellent... The sum of 2 rational squares is equal to men's wear artichoke-friendly most sad sandwich jelly melons?!
Vinnie: Rocket!
Rocket: Hmm... Ha maybe I bounced up the wrong book
Professor Q: Vincent, your homework is 5 watts wrong and 50 gravitons incorrect!
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.
InuYasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.
Sub-Zero: Nothing breaks harder than ice.
Jiraiya: Naruto... I know you know this, but... don't use that power.
Man-At-Arms: That's very interesting, but silly.
Orel: Look, Sampson! Crack! Hurrah.
Omi: This is most embarrassing.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Tim the Bear: Arianna. Robert. I walked in on them. They were playing Hide The Salman Rushdie.
Slimy: Read! Read! Read.
Oscar the Grouch: Okay, Slimy, although I do enjoy your pestering.
Dio Brando: Kono Dio da... It is I, Dio.
Brock Samson: Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?
The Monarch: Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.
Space Monkey - S1-E1
Ricky Gervais: Karl is an ongoing experiment for me, because I've seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile and I want to see it through.