Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
Gosalyn Mallard: If nature wants to get in touch with me, it can send me a fax.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.
Megavolt: At last, what I've always wanted! The ability to entertain others at cocktail parties!
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your begonias.
Darkwing Duck: Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Steelbeak: If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Oh, well. A plant's gotta do what a plant's gotta do.
Darkwing Duck: It's like the Chicken said Lauchpad, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.
Megavolt: That's right! Prepare to meet thy doom at the hands of the... the TWO most dangerous criminals ever! Together!
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. They ought to lock me up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
Negaduck: I feel awful... stooping to such petty crimes. But you can't imagine how expensive thermonuclear warheads are these days.
Darkwing Duck: Let's get considerate.
Megavolt: At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway?
MegaVolt: I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle.
Quackerjack: Ooh. Aren't we sounding folksy.
