When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - S3-E22
Peter Griffin: You better watch who you're calling a child Lois. Because if I'm a child then you know what that makes you? A paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
My Problem With Popplers (a.k.a. The Problem With Popplers) - S2-E18
Fry/Bender: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - S3-E11
Spongebob: Quick, Patrick. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um...more time for thinking?
Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
Roger Smith: People are not ruled by their memories.
Kari: What could be worse than living your life without a single friend?
Gatomon: A litter box full of fly paper.
Coby: Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?
Monkey D. Luffy: The Navy?
Coby: Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?
Monkey D. Luffy: Well, how should I know?
Edd: Ed no! You're too young to drive.
Terry McGinnis: Look, if you had any proof they were going to do something, it would be different. But I'm not going to change my plans because of a hunch.
Bruce Wayne: Batman would.
Terry McGinnis: Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.
Bruce Wayne: One night always makes the difference.
Emmy: Definitely.