Omi: This is most embarrassing.
Soldiers: Our orders are to take you with us.
The Doctor: And whose orders are those, then?
Soldiers: Colonel Stark, sir.
The Doctor: Colonel Stark?.. And who's that, then?
The Secret of the Unicorn: Part 1 - S1-E3
Tintin: He looks exactly like you.
Captain Haddock: Yes, he is good looking.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Dio Brando: Kono Dio da... It is I, Dio.
Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Edd: Ed no! You're too young to drive.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.
Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.
Candy: Lunch time already? It's been a good 45 seconds since you last ate. You must be weak from hunger.
Gorgious: Oh, hi, Candy. Hey, this chocolate Catsaban pickles cake you made is pretty good. Could use more sugar though. Hmmm, want some?
Candy: Eh, uh, no thanks. Gorgious, you should consider a more healthy diet. Your body is a temple, you know. You should eat light, drink lots of water and get plenty of exercise and most of all, remember, never, NEVER eat anything bigger than your head. I can see I'm wasting my breath, but mark my words, Gorgious. This sugar addiction of yours will be the death of you.
K: Real good there Sparky.
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.
Gomez Addams: Race you to the swamp, last one there's a fresh egg.
Huey Freeman: Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?
Shaggy: Man, I don't know what's worse... Those Muck Men, or Cass Elliot's driving.
Scooby: Cass Elliot's driving!
Inuyasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.