Michelle Jones: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter Parker: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
Michelle Jones: Well then you're Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: MJ, I...
Michelle Jones:...am Spider-Man?
Peter Parker: No. Of course not!
Michelle Jones: I mean it's... kind of obvious.
Quentin Beck: Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Nick Fury: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
Nick Fury: How's the suit?
Peter Parker: It's a little tight around the ol' web-shooter.
Spider-Man: Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!
Flash Thompson: Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except that it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.
Peter Parker: What's your password?
Happy Hogan: Password.
Peter Parker: No, what is your password?
Happy Hogan: Password. The word spelled out.
Peter Parker: You're head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy Hogan: I don't feel good about it either.
Mysterio: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.
Peter Parker: Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.
Nick Fury: We have a job to do, and you're coming with us.
Peter Parker: There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury: Off-world.
Peter Parker: Doctor Strange
Maria Hill: Unavailable.
Peter Parker: Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury: Don't you invoke her name!
Peter Parker: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury: Bitch, please! You've been to space.
Happy Hogan: You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.
[AC/DC's "Back in Black" starts playing].
Peter Parker: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!
Mr. Harrington: Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything... Well the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.
Mysterio: If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive.
Peter Parker: How could you do all of this?
Quentin Beck: You'll see, Peter. People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.
Happy Hogan: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt!
Answer: This is a different version of JJJ, not the one from the previous Spiderman movies, just like PP.
lionhead
Thanks folks though it's still weird looking since he should have his brush top look.
Rob245
I agree. But I'm already glad it's JK Simmons and not some other actor.
lionhead