Thor: Look what I found in the purse.
Lucas: What is it?
Thor: I have no idea.
Max: That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that.
Max: We need to get rid of the drugs.
Thor: We can throw it in the forest.
Lucas: It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him.
Hannah: This is what happens when you don't respect women.
Lucas: I respect women. My mom's my best friend.
Thor: What about me?
Thor: Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child.
Max's Dad: I will always love you, but I no longer like you.
Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.
Max: Annabelle! Get the fuck out of here! Beanbag boys only, you little shit! Annabelle's been watching Dateline. She now knows what cocaine is.
Annabelle: Hi.
Max: Oh, my god.
Thor: What the fuck?
Annabelle: Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's.
Thor: Mom.