
Pamela Dupree: Jury's not gonna believe a black drug dealer.

Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.

Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.

Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

Title Card: In the early 1960s, U.S. - Soviet realtions are the worst in the history of the Cold War. After the Cuban Revolution, Soviet troops are only 100 miles from Florida.
Title Card: In October 1962, President Kennedy is informed of silos built in Cuba and increased Soviet military activity. It looks like preparations for war.
Title Card: A global war.
Title Card: A nuclear global war.

Kris Kardashian: Oh, and Bruce sends his love, he couldn't make it. He's hosting a fundraiser in West Hollywood with Heidi Kriger.
Faye Resnick: What a draaag.

Man: [Clerk] You don't - you don't have a cellphone?
Russell: No.
Man: And you don't have an e-mail address?
Russell: No.
Man: [Laughing] That's - that's f-ing cool, man. Where the f - you been, dude? In prison?
Russell: Yeah.
Man: Oh, shit. Wait, y-you would have had to been in there for what, like.
Russell: 20 years.
Man: 20 years?
Russell: 21, yeah.
Man: Holy shit. Damn, dude. What. Hey, is it OK if I ask? Did you, like.
Russell: It was possession of narcotics with the intent to distribute. (00:15:38)

Amano Hina: Hey, It'll clear up now.

Henry David Cole: We're both done. It says so on cable news. So it must be true.

Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.