Willie: Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self.
Sunny Soke: Well bless your heart. Cheap little fucker.
Diane: I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook. But sometimes I need to be bad.
Marcus: Damn, that's some fucked up shit.
Jolly Santa: I'm going to have to ask you to watch your language when you're representing the suit.
Willie: And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick.
Dorfman: Davis. Where's your friend at?
Marcus: I ain't got any fucking friends.
Dorfman: Hey, watch your language.
Marcus: Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?
Dorfman: Oh yeah? Well, joke's on you, cuz my wife died six months ago. Boom.
Marcus: Like that'll fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.
Boy: Why do you have two beards?
Willie: That's none of you're fuckin' business.
Willie: Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get ya?
Penguin Girl: A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive.
Willie: Life sucks a big giant dick, kid. But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it. Welcome to the shit show.
