Wilford: Have you ever been alone on this train? When was the last time you were alone? You can't remember, can you? So please do. Take your time.
Curtis: You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.
Wilford: When's the last time you got laid? Like Gilliam said, holding a woman is much better with two arms.
Wilford: The front and the tail are supposed to work together.
Tanya: Look at all those beds... Where is everybody?
Edgar: Looks like they were in a hurry.
Curtis: We go forward.
Curtis: Chan, we need fire.
Magdalena: I heard all Tail Sectioners were lazy dogs and they all drink their own shit.
Wilford: I believe it is easier for people to survive on this train if they have some level of insanity. As Gilliam well understood, you need to maintain a proper balance of anxiety and fear and chaos and horror in order to keep life going. And if we don't have that, we need to invent it. In that sense, the Great Curtis Revolution you invented was truly a masterpiece.