Derek Thompson: Does this tutu make my butt look big?
Lily: Yes.
Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.
Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.
Answer: It was all Black Market merchandise. Usually not of any good use; total rip-off.