P.K. Highsmith: Ay, ay, ay! You shut your face! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me? You hear me?!
Fosse: And remember, always try your hardest not to be black or hispanic.
Hazmat Officer: From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
Terry Hoitz: I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
Fosse: Hope you like prison food... And penis.
P.K. Highsmith: Did someone call 9-1-holy shit!