Fred: Did somebody order the rape?
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?
Hannah: We won't be naming our child, Athol. Maybe when he's a teenager.
Colin's Father: My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Athol.
Aunt Minna: We're a long line of Athols.
Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.
Scott: Bear with me.
Poppy: Is there? Where is he?
Charlie Bellow: So it's true?
Jordan Roark: What?
Charlie Bellow: You don't wear underwear on recital days.
Jordan Roark: I never lie.
Dale Denton: What the fuck's in there, a rancor!?
Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.
Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.