Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

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Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs picture

Earth President Richard Nixon: If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose.

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Sam Landis: Let me guess. You finally want to start that boy band you've been dreaming about.
Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: Landis, do I come down to the strip club where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth? Against the wall. You're late.

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Jordan Roark: That's why human beings exist... to save each other from ourselves.

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Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.

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Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?

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James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.

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W. (2008)

W. picture

George H. W. Bush: Who do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

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Policier: Central to Unit 27. Jean-Claude Van Damme's robbing a post office. I need back-up.

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Zoe: You can't make everyone happy.
Poppy: There's no harm in trying that Zoe, is there?

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Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.

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Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.

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Saul: Hey look, my thumb looks like my cock.

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Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.

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Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.

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Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.

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Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.

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Jerry: [Talking about The Lion King] It's deeply deep. 'Cause the uncle kills the nephew's father.
Old Lady: Which is his brother.
Jerry: That's his brother. He kills his own brother, right? That's some heavy Shapeskearean shit.
Mike: [laughs]
Jerry: What's funny?
Mike: Shape...nothing.

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Reverend Pratt: So, if you concentrate on what you don't have, you forget about what you do have.

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Rincewind: That's old Twoflower for you. He just appreciates beauty in his own way. I mean, if a poet sees a daffodil, he stares at it and then writes a long poem. But Twoflower would wander off and buy a book on botany, and then as he reads it he would tread on the daffodil.

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