Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

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Extreme Movie picture

Fred: Did somebody order the rape?

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James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.

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Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.

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Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.

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Matt Gadman: Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.

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Reverend Pratt: So, if you concentrate on what you don't have, you forget about what you do have.

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Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.

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Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?

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W. (2008)

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George H. W. Bush: Who do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

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Hannah: We won't be naming our child, Athol. Maybe when he's a teenager.
Colin's Father: My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Athol.
Aunt Minna: We're a long line of Athols.

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Policier: Central to Unit 27. Jean-Claude Van Damme's robbing a post office. I need back-up.

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Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.

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Scott: Bear with me.
Poppy: Is there? Where is he?

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Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.

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Victor Mancini: My God... you're crazy.
Paige Marshall: No, I'm just... working a few things out.

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Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.

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Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

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