Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box.
Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.
Baker Smith: Herb will get you through times with no money, better than money will get you through times with no herb.
Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Ida J. Mancini: We're not lost! We're pioneers.Blazing a trail through the new fronteir.And if you look very closely you'll see an opportunity to overcome your fear.Listen very closely, theres nothing worth having that comes without a risk.Cause I won't always be around to nag you... sometimes, its not important which way you jump... just that you jump.
Narrator: When your heart breaks it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard.
Joe Blumfield: I must remember that you're not like these people.
Guinevere Pettigrew: Am I terribly old fashioned?
Joe Blumfield: Yes. And all the better for it.
Ian Hamilton: On that day I heard the voice of Scotland speak as loudly as it did in 1320. As long as a hundred of us remain alive, we shall never give in to the domination of the English. We fight not for glory, not for wealth, nor honors, but only and alone for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life.
Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Actor: The movie business is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.
Penelope Stamp: A thunderstorm! I love thunderstorms.
Maurice: It's oaky... Oh, yeah, and smoky. I detect... bacon fat... laced with honey melon.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: You're looking to score, I can respect that.
Abby: I don't know anything about love. Every time I feel it, it's gone, it disappears and all I have left is pain and sadness.
Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a hobbit over there?
Titanius Anglesmith: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.
Nancy: Penis? I haven't heard that word for a long time. I usually just call it dinner.
Larry: Having money isn't the same thing as having class you know.
Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!