Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?
Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?
Policier: Central to Unit 27. Jean-Claude Van Damme's robbing a post office. I need back-up.
Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.
Charlie Bellow: So it's true?
Jordan Roark: What?
Charlie Bellow: You don't wear underwear on recital days.
Jordan Roark: I never lie.
Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.
Victor Mancini: My God... you're crazy.
Paige Marshall: No, I'm just... working a few things out.
Man-gil: The bounty on your head is 300 won.
Yoon Tae-goo: What? I'm only worth a piano?
Man-gil: A used one at that.
Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.
Ian Hamilton: On that day I heard the voice of Scotland speak as loudly as it did in 1320. As long as a hundred of us remain alive, we shall never give in to the domination of the English. We fight not for glory, not for wealth, nor honors, but only and alone for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life.
Phil: I'm sorry it's Phil Goldman. How do you do?
Guinevere Pettigrew: We've met before actually. You were entirely naked at the time.
Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Death: Don't mind me. I've got a book to read.